Today was my birthday :(

I would like to say that it was fun but i cant.

The people who should have called didnt.

The things that should have happened didnt.

The one thing that i asked for that costs no money or effort i didnt get


Ugh i hate birthdays



Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, nudity, inappropriateness, and shenanigans.

slayboybunny:

heres a fun fact that shows a lot about me: im pretty allergic to bananas but didn’t know it at all growing up until one day when i was like 17 i was like “man, i love bananas. theyre always so tangy and make ur mouth all tingly” and my friend was like “thats. definitley not what a banana is supposed to be like” one doctors trip later, turns out im fucking allergic to bananas.  

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Stay Fly (Ft.Young Buck, 8ball & MJG)
Three 6 Mafia
Most Known Unknown

sleeplessinstinct:

I gotta stay high, igh, igh, igh, igh, igh, igh, igh, igh
Till I die, ie, ie, ie, ie, ie, ie, ie, ie
I gotta stay high, igh, igh, igh, igh, igh, igh, igh, igh
Till I die, ie, ie, ie, ie, ie, ie, ie, ie
I gotta stay high, igh, igh, igh, igh, igh, igh, igh, igh
Till I die, ie, ie, ie, ie, ie, ie, ie, ie
I gotta stay high, igh, igh, igh, igh, igh, igh, igh, igh
Till I die, ie, ie, ie, ie, ie, ie, ie, ie

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Sooooo I had a job interview today to be an instructor for a brand new sparring class at UGA and i guess i already had the job before my interview cuz when i got out of my interview i ran into a sign taller than me that had this on it :)

also since im an instructor there I get to take all the classes I want for free so im gonna learn how to do YOGA


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Such Great Heights
Iron & Wine

girlsboysmarsupials:

I am thinking it’s a sign
That the freckles in our eyes
Are mirror images and when we kiss
They’re perfectly aligned.

And I have to speculate
That God himself did make us
Into corresponding shapes
Like puzzle pieces from the clay.

And true it may seem like a stretch
But it’s thoughts like this that catch
My troubled head when you’re away
When I am missing you to death.


peaing:

this is an important reminder that ur legs are cute

even the top of ur inner thigh where there are stretch marks, where ur thighs meet. cute

also the scars that might riddle ur lil leggies. theyre cute

and the backs of ur thighs that have cellulite or freckles or tan lines, its all cute

congrats

u are in possession of a very cute pair of legs


 

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necrovorous:

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Wait for it…

Worth waiting for.

necrovorous:

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Wait for it…

Worth waiting for.


to the person i who messaged me!!!!

I accidently hit the send button before I replied. Sorry!!! Thank you for your concern. I appreciate it!!!